Not jeans, not leggings, not unflattering thrift-store man-pants. Maybe just a nice new pair of trousers? The Zara website makes me think that it's not too much to ask, but I have my doubts. In my dreams, that perfect new pair of pants would allow me to buy some chunky sweaters at Value Village and instead of looking schlumpy I'd look, well, like a model from the Zara website.
