Monday, December 14, 2009

Decked

We had our first pretty little snowfall yesterday so I was sufficiently motivated to do some Christmas-y stuff. We got a tree, a real one for the smell, and decorated it, listening to Christmas music. If you need some new Christmas tunes, check out Ultimate Motown Christmas. It's pretty cool. Today I did most of my gift shopping; just a couple more things to check off the list. I always start out thinking I'm only going to buy the barest minimum of gift, but then I get overcome with generosity and the desire to see lots of packages piled up under the tree, all wrapped in the beautiful Scandinavian-looking paper we got at Ikea. Maybe I'll just find some empty boxes to wrap.

The Christmas tree has annoyed the cat as we had to move her pedestal. Everything annoys her though. As you can see from the picture, our decorating theme is Traditional Hodgepodge. I do admire the colour coordinated stylish trees so people do, but we kind of just toss up all the home made ornaments with the ones we've received as gifts with the dollar store ones. I think this low standard will make for an easier adjustment when we have kids and they start bringing home bells made of tinfoil covered egg cartons and candy cane reindeer.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Chilling

Took these pictures after Mary's party, and it was cold. And late. But the point is: sequins, lace, patterned hose, leopard print. I just throw it all on and let them fight it out. Oh yeah, I got my hair cut too. Love it. Why did I go so long without bangs?

I don't know why my favorite picture is the blurry one. Or maybe I do.

Party time, excellent

Last night was Mary's early birthday party. It was so great to hang out with all the girls. Boys are OK too. Ingredients for fun: food and drink, hangman, awesome Dame Edna glasses. Now, this was a birthday party, not a Christmas party, but somehow it put me in the holiday spirit a little bit. Must have been the sequins.





Bold

Friday, December 11, 2009

Regretsy

What made us laugh before the internet? Television sitcoms? Vice magazine? The witty banter of our peers? I forget.

Last night Karl and I spent over an hour laughing our asses off on Regretsy.com. Finally someone has broken the taboo of mocking the handicrafts of others. It is awesome.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

I don't hate...


Well, believe it or not, this Lady Gaga character is growing on me. Actually, I read about her a couple of years ago, before I had heard any of her music, and thought she might be kind of cool. Then the world became so saturated with Just Dance and Pokerface that even as a non-video, non-radio person, I was a little sick of her. Then there was the whole pantslessness bashing free-for-all.

But here's the thing: despite all the facts, she doesn't bother me. I rather like her. I imagine her as a Liza Minelli/Isabella Blow hybrid. I like her wonky face. My strict bedtime and policy of not sacrificing sleep for television means that I didn't watch the Barbara Walters show, but I did see the interview with Lady Gaga on Youtube, and she was kind of cute and not obnoxious. Though obviously one would go out of one's way not to come off like an asshole to Barbara Walters. She says that she's a performance artist and that she's passionate about art. I'd like to believe her.

Doesn't the world need more people to wear ridiculous couture? I think so. And bizarre makeup and towering shoes? Yes. It raises the bar for everyone. If Lady Gaga can wear these incredibly intricate and immobilizing getups, can't some of us make a little more of an effort, even some of the time? Heck yeah. And I know people say that she just does it for attention or as a gimmick, but so what? No one else is doing it to that extreme, and it's kind of cool that the greater world is being exposed to some seriously genius fashion, instead of just fashion geeks who troll the internet for pictures of the bejewelled Alexander McQueen armadillo platforms.

Her music is decent too. It seems like she can actually sing. I don't notice an overload of auto-tune (hello Rhianna), and I can tell her songs apart, and she's not a jailbait pre-teen singing about sex. She's a complete character and she's always in character. You don't read about her private life much, you don't see pictures of her in Uggs at the 7-11 in tabloids. Let's keep it that way. And I like that she's not "pretty". I think she's pretty, but it obvious that she didn't sell herself as the next Britney to get a record deal. I like to think that she might even be kind of smart.

OK, that almost verged on gushing, but it wasn't. Just a few observations about something I don't hate and something that doesn't annoy me. These things are few and far between in pop culture! And now that I've stated my approval publicly, she will turn around tomorrow and do something so idiotic/shameful/cheezy that I will have to eat my words. Just like when I told my boss that I though Jon and Kate Plus 8 was a cute show and that they were a genuinely nice family about a week before they got shamed.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Photo Envy

I came across the work of a photographer named Cedric Bihr on a blog and I LOVE this picture. Lots of his other work features beautiful frosty landscapes, but there was something about this shot that made me pause. I love the nailpolish and the lipstick, but it's more than that. Some people are just so talented.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

December Sunshine


Isn't it wonderful when the sun shines in December - especially after the November we had. Every extra moment of vitamin D is precious. I wore a dress on a Sunday which is pretty unheard of. I started off with a black sequined mini-dress, but Karl raised his eyebrows, and he's pretty tolerant. I like the outfit I settled on, but I felt like I could have blended right in with the old ladies filing home after church at the Croatian church up the street.

Speaking of sequins, my trainer at the gym was telling me about this sequined dress she got and asking what kinds of accessories to wear with it. I told her that I think sequins are a neutral, which might sound kind of funny, but my idea is that they are so far from being basic that they come full circle to being neutral again, so you can wear anything with them. Right?

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Scents

Today is the first day of my perfume switch, from Rosamor by Oscar de la Renta to Hermes Kelly Caleche. The former is very light, floral, and pretty generic. My co-worker gave it to me; she was complaining that she and her sisters-in-law always exchange perfume as gifts, but who can really use that much perfume? It takes forever to use up a bottle, at least for me. And it's usually pretty expensive stuff, I wouldn't want to use it for a month then toss it.

So I like the Rosamor, but it's kind of summery and boring. A couple of years ago I bought myself Hermes Kelly Caleche, because I LOVE if, but I haven't worn it regularly for some reason. I find it a little challenging - it's strong and spicy and leathery, and it doesn't fade out over the course of the day. But I'm going to try to get into wearing it. I'm just don't want it to bother anyone; I try to be sensitive to people who don't like strong perfumes.



Speaking of scents, I heard a great description the other day. I was watching that semi-lame show on Food Network, Food Jammers, where they make ludicrous food using ridiculous contraptions. A guy described some herbal concoction as having a "saddle-blanket cat-lady" odor. Isn't that good? I wish I could find something to use that for. Nothing I had to smell for very long though!

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Happy Un-Mother's Day

If every day that is not our birthday is our un-birthday, it stands to reason that every day that is not mother's day is, in fact, un-mother's day. So in celebration, you should probably check out My Mom, The Style Icon. It's a sweet website where readers send in pictures of their moms looking super foxy. It made me think of all the pictures I've seen of my mom and been like, What ever happened to that dress you're wearing????

These were just a couple of the ones I liked from the website.



Have you ever tried to recreate your mom's enviable style? Or laughed at big misses of the eighties? Like, why did my mom ever have a perm?

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Party like it's 1997


Seems like every nineties supe is now worth her weight in gold, so it's no surprise that Helena and Laetitia and popping up everywhere. And they are looking amazing; I guess that's what good genes will do. Ahem, ladies, I wonder if a certain friend of ours has noticed these gals back on the fashion radar..

Monday, November 30, 2009

It's heading this way...

All three pictures from Mr. Newton. Taken on the same day at the same flea market in Brooklyn. There was actually another picture of a girl in a coat like these, but I didn't love it. They have to be right or they are so wrong.


Sunday, November 29, 2009

Funny Pants


Got these amazing leather pants a couple of weeks ago and I finally busted them tonight for a friend's birthday. The leather is all worn in and the high waist fits perfectly. I think I giggled with glee when I saw them. Observers may laugh for another reason, but whatevs.

I can't believe that it's almost December. I'll need to block out Christmas stuff for at least another ten days. I have a limited amount of spirit and it just gets way too diluted if I start spending it too early. I'm good for two weeks of cheer and I pack all the good stuff - decorating, baking, shopping into that time and it's fun. If I let it start in November I'm bitter and cranky long before the big day.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Black Shineys

When I was little I always wanted "black shineys" - you know, the black patent Mary Janes that little girls wear for Christmas? I got a grown-up version at Value Village on the weekend. And yes, sometimes I feel my week is incomplete without a new pair of shoes.

A new computer configuration has curbed my blogging, but hopefully I'll get over it. Also, my nails are too long to type easily. Snip snip tonight.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

One step up from PJs


Yeah, I know this outfit resembles sleepwear. That's pretty much the point. I drew the line at slippers though. Just not professional. I got the leopard print wedges at the thrift store. I'm liking animal print in small, bite-sized portions. And the necklace is from Forever 21. I couldn't believe how cheap their jewelry was!

Monday, November 16, 2009

November is the Suckiest Month*

I'm lazy again today, but this post made me work up the energy to laugh.

And this picture reminded me of summer, and renewed my faith in the fact that November can't last forever.

*One year when Krista and I lived together we made the pronouncement that November is the suckiest month, and truly, that particular November lasted forever. At least this one is already half over.