R E C O M M E N D S .
Yes, the good folks at McSweeney's are sharing their
clever insights with the eager public.
For example:
Not whistling
Whistling rarely works, and often does more harmthan good .
Whistling rarely works, and often does more harm
Holding a Soft Baby Chick
Form a ball with your hands and leave a hole in the top for the chick's head to pop through. That makes them feel secure and makes you feel wonderful. Try to arrange this if you can. If you have a connection with a farm or a preschool, see if they can set you up. The hen won't mind, but don't let the rooster see you.
Form a ball with your hands and leave a hole in the top for the chick's head to pop through. That makes them feel secure and makes you feel wonderful. Try to arrange this if you can. If you have a connection with a farm or a preschool, see if they can set you up. The hen won't mind, but don't let the rooster see you.
Soooo, I'm not that clever. I do like recommending things though. I may do it from time to time. I'm just saying.
Tap dancing: seriously, tap dancing is so much fun. Take a lesson. I have no dance experience, no skills, and I spend pretty much the whole time laughing at myself. But I can't wait to do more. The shoes are a freaking riot! I know some of you know what I'm talking about, right?
Is that you in that picture? It totally looks like you!
ReplyDeleteI wish that was me! Obviously very young children have far better tap skills than I do. Maybe a top hat would help!
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